53 Reasons for 53 Memoirs
1) Memoirs are easily the best and most informative genera of books on planet earth
2) The campus cats at USD told me this would be a great idea
3) No longer having a syllabus to guide my life I needed a torturing . . . . I mean structured reading goal
4) My dog Mickey Mae Cho Cho Corgi Pants loves when I read aloud to her and Mickey persuaded me that this would be a great idea (I am most certain she is in negotiations with the campus cats)
5) This gives me an excuse to read in depth about taboo topics like Mean Girls, Nazis, Dead Presidents Wives, and Cher
6) After a six-year-quest in Pottermore finally, I have been correctly placed in Ravenclaw - time for a new quest
7) I am poor and need a free hobby until my student loans are paid off - Dave Ramsey and Suze Orman say so
8) 52 is not really 'A Challange' a REAL reader would go for 53
9) Sadly, I am not the best cook and this lady named Julia Childs inspired this lady named Julie to write a memoir about cooking a lot and blogging a lot
10) Too boot I do not want to budget for all that food and cooking utensils - but I can however afford a free library card
11) The cool thing to do obviously is blog - everyone who is anyone has a blog (The Spice Girls, Carrot Top, Sarah Palin, etc.)
12) I secretly wish to write a memoir but it is easer to read about others shamelessly putting themselves out there
13) Because pigs can fly my Grandpa Donnie said so
14) I am planning to take over a small country and this is the best way I could figure out how
15) As you know horses are the coolest animals out there, next to buffalos and my dog - and they all love memoirs
16) Not labeling myself as a millennial, and do not feel that every child deserves a trophy - this is my trophy isn't it so SHINNY
17) WWJD - he would read 53 instead of 52 that is what He would do
18) . . . click me
19) 53 more reasons to be an expert introvert
20) The URL for 52 was already taken
21) Everything that is ever good comes in odd numbers my HS art teacher told me pairs of 3's, 5's, or if your really daring 53
22) Your mama told me so
23) If you have read this far down this list you deserve a cookie send me your address and I will send you one of my famous gypsy cookies (this is reserved for people who personally know me, are not allergic to nuts, or trust that I am not a psycho poisoning personal stalker)
24) There will soon be 53 States of United or at least I envision this - so I am blazing the path to acceptance with 53 memoirs
25) To make people ask me the question why 53 Memoirs - it is a good advertising plug
26) I heard this was the cure for dyslexia
27) This keeps my mind off the fact that I do not have a bathtub - sore subject do not ask
28) The USD and Vermillion Public Libraries provide free reading books at no cost - FREE ENTERTAINMENT
29) This is my way of secretly becoming rich and famous . . . shhhhh it is a secret
30) I am trying to make Santa Claus's good list and I am sure this evil plan will finally land me there
31) Blogging is cheaper than online shopping, window shopping, or any form of shopping for that matter
32) I really wanted to sweat it out and see if I can achieve two books in one week to equal 53 books in 52 weeks
33) 53 reasons to take a break from working (if your reading this boss people I mean 53 reasons inspiring me to work harder)
34) I like the color yellow
35) There are allot of cool people out there that write memoirs and we are going to meet 53 of them together
36) I made a twitter account just so I could tweet about how flippen awesome this blogging thing is
37) Who does not enjoy feverishly attempting harsh deadlines
38) To make cool hip new blogging friends and reconnect with old friends
39) I love coffee (good coffee) and this gives me another reason to shamelessly overdose in Good Coffee
40) All of my friends are getting married and junk - this is me combating the question 'So what are you doing with your life?'
41) My obsession of obtaining a Corgi is over (since I have finally rescued the lovely Mickey) I need a new healthy obsession
42) The gypsy hippy hipster in me said it was time to suck it up and blog
43) Those campus cats are very peeeeerrrrsuasive
44) To see if I could really list 53 reasons to read 53 Memoirs instead of 52
45) To find another way to fully annoy and impress my man lover at the same time
46) A New Years resolution that did not involve going on a diet and exercising - again I want a 'healthy obsession' non of that broccoli and treadmill nonsense
47) I had an out of body experience where President Lincoln said this was the way to make my mark on the world
48) To have something other then work and campus cats to talk about when asked, 'So what's new with you?'
49) This is my (53rd) plot to be the favorite child - THIS ONE IS TOTALLY GOING TO WORK, BAMM take that siblings
50) This is my attempt to not end up in a van down by the Vermillion river
51) Another way to torture myself because applying to law school was not threatening enough
52) I am fairly certain this will get me on Ellen, or at least KYOT (campus news) or at least in The Volante (campus newspaper)
53) and the last reason I chose the number 53 is because it ends in a 3, which is an odd number and I am extremely odd.
2) The campus cats at USD told me this would be a great idea
3) No longer having a syllabus to guide my life I needed a torturing . . . . I mean structured reading goal
4) My dog Mickey Mae Cho Cho Corgi Pants loves when I read aloud to her and Mickey persuaded me that this would be a great idea (I am most certain she is in negotiations with the campus cats)
5) This gives me an excuse to read in depth about taboo topics like Mean Girls, Nazis, Dead Presidents Wives, and Cher
6) After a six-year-quest in Pottermore finally, I have been correctly placed in Ravenclaw - time for a new quest
7) I am poor and need a free hobby until my student loans are paid off - Dave Ramsey and Suze Orman say so
8) 52 is not really 'A Challange' a REAL reader would go for 53
9) Sadly, I am not the best cook and this lady named Julia Childs inspired this lady named Julie to write a memoir about cooking a lot and blogging a lot
10) Too boot I do not want to budget for all that food and cooking utensils - but I can however afford a free library card
11) The cool thing to do obviously is blog - everyone who is anyone has a blog (The Spice Girls, Carrot Top, Sarah Palin, etc.)
12) I secretly wish to write a memoir but it is easer to read about others shamelessly putting themselves out there
13) Because pigs can fly my Grandpa Donnie said so
14) I am planning to take over a small country and this is the best way I could figure out how
15) As you know horses are the coolest animals out there, next to buffalos and my dog - and they all love memoirs
16) Not labeling myself as a millennial, and do not feel that every child deserves a trophy - this is my trophy isn't it so SHINNY
17) WWJD - he would read 53 instead of 52 that is what He would do
18) . . . click me
19) 53 more reasons to be an expert introvert
20) The URL for 52 was already taken
21) Everything that is ever good comes in odd numbers my HS art teacher told me pairs of 3's, 5's, or if your really daring 53
22) Your mama told me so
23) If you have read this far down this list you deserve a cookie send me your address and I will send you one of my famous gypsy cookies (this is reserved for people who personally know me, are not allergic to nuts, or trust that I am not a psycho poisoning personal stalker)
24) There will soon be 53 States of United or at least I envision this - so I am blazing the path to acceptance with 53 memoirs
25) To make people ask me the question why 53 Memoirs - it is a good advertising plug
26) I heard this was the cure for dyslexia
27) This keeps my mind off the fact that I do not have a bathtub - sore subject do not ask
28) The USD and Vermillion Public Libraries provide free reading books at no cost - FREE ENTERTAINMENT
29) This is my way of secretly becoming rich and famous . . . shhhhh it is a secret
30) I am trying to make Santa Claus's good list and I am sure this evil plan will finally land me there
31) Blogging is cheaper than online shopping, window shopping, or any form of shopping for that matter
32) I really wanted to sweat it out and see if I can achieve two books in one week to equal 53 books in 52 weeks
33) 53 reasons to take a break from working (if your reading this boss people I mean 53 reasons inspiring me to work harder)
34) I like the color yellow
35) There are allot of cool people out there that write memoirs and we are going to meet 53 of them together
36) I made a twitter account just so I could tweet about how flippen awesome this blogging thing is
37) Who does not enjoy feverishly attempting harsh deadlines
38) To make cool hip new blogging friends and reconnect with old friends
39) I love coffee (good coffee) and this gives me another reason to shamelessly overdose in Good Coffee
40) All of my friends are getting married and junk - this is me combating the question 'So what are you doing with your life?'
41) My obsession of obtaining a Corgi is over (since I have finally rescued the lovely Mickey) I need a new healthy obsession
42) The gypsy hippy hipster in me said it was time to suck it up and blog
43) Those campus cats are very peeeeerrrrsuasive
44) To see if I could really list 53 reasons to read 53 Memoirs instead of 52
45) To find another way to fully annoy and impress my man lover at the same time
46) A New Years resolution that did not involve going on a diet and exercising - again I want a 'healthy obsession' non of that broccoli and treadmill nonsense
47) I had an out of body experience where President Lincoln said this was the way to make my mark on the world
48) To have something other then work and campus cats to talk about when asked, 'So what's new with you?'
49) This is my (53rd) plot to be the favorite child - THIS ONE IS TOTALLY GOING TO WORK, BAMM take that siblings
50) This is my attempt to not end up in a van down by the Vermillion river
51) Another way to torture myself because applying to law school was not threatening enough
52) I am fairly certain this will get me on Ellen, or at least KYOT (campus news) or at least in The Volante (campus newspaper)
53) and the last reason I chose the number 53 is because it ends in a 3, which is an odd number and I am extremely odd.